Wisdom: A Story of Pain
...As the story of my wisdom-teeth removal might be called on Lifetime. This is the tale of my adventures in oral surgery on Friday, a story that brings together Spaghetti-Os, nausea, and an incompetent nurse named Amy.
( The faint of heart, those with neck or back injuries, and those who might be pregnant should not read on. )
The preceding story includes a dangerous number of parentheses and run-on sentences. You have been retroactively warned. The author accepts no responsibility for any discomfort or bleeding that may result from use.
( The faint of heart, those with neck or back injuries, and those who might be pregnant should not read on. )
The preceding story includes a dangerous number of parentheses and run-on sentences. You have been retroactively warned. The author accepts no responsibility for any discomfort or bleeding that may result from use.