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I'm trying to plan my schedule for the AMWA Annual Conference in Albuquerque this October. My company's sending me so's I can get me some larnin'. Now, in complete betrayal of all I once stood for, I find myself genuinely worried that I'll fail to get into the "Statistics for Editors" workshop.

I think I've gone over the Dork Deep End. (My color-coded planning spreadsheet is all I have to cling to as I fall.)