More fabulous wedding-board non sequiturs

[pandonkey]

A post from one of the wedding boards I lurk on:

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Topic: NWR Our dog has green stuff coming out of his
From: ********* Date: 4/12/2004 at 8:51 pm
penis. He's a puppy, only 8 months old. Lately he has been excreting a green substance out of his penis. Does ANYONE have ANY idea what this is?
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Um, okay. Naturally, everyone tells her, "Take him to the vet, for cryin' out loud!" So she makes a new post with the world's greatest heading: "NWR Green penis dog clarification".


Ahhhh. Have I mentioned yet that the topic for this particular board is "Planning and Etiquette"? At least she was kind enough to indicate that her green penis dog problem was "Non-Wedding Related."

Comments

[dcsmrgun.livejournal.com]

i need to remember that heading. so many opportunities!